The Racoon

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The world is blah, blah, blah, without some ha ha ha.

How do you like our poem? We at the Racoon are incredibly poetic and artistic.

Do you think we’re a bit bizarre? Do you wonder if we’re Cuckoo? Well fuckoo! (Just kidding)
(Not really)

Coming to the point, we believe that everyone has a little crazy in them and crazy, mon amie, is good. So, don’t be tame, it’s too lame! Let the crazy rip! Anyway, we at the Racoon help you put a touch of that untamed crazy on otherwise ordinary products. Incase we don’t have what you want (which happens ever so rarely), you can create it on our fantastic customize interface. Seriously, we’ve got filters, text options, the whole shebang. And if you decided to buy a phone no one has ever heard of, we still probably have you covered. We’ve got more than 150 different phone models, so go nuts! No seriously.